* Hey.

* How's it going?

* Pretty cool site, huh?

* Too bad you can't see anything.

* SYRUP!!

* Where is the damn light switch??

* Right behind me.

* Here, let me turn it on.

* See? Told ya it was cool.

* What?

* All that's here is a button hOW IS THAT COOL?!

* Listen.

* People love pressing buttons.

* Look, they're about to press it right now.

* It, uh...

* It doesn't look like they're gonna press it.

* Oh believe you me, they will eventually.

* Hey...

* Don't you have anything better to do?